Broken Hearts and Shattered Dreams

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OH MAN!

1) I though Michelin had two “l”s…

2) They’re sponsored (tinily) by pizza?

3) How do you get in? Or close it after you’re in? A button?

graphiceverywhere:

benjaminf:

aboyinmidair:

(via jessicat x sumisumi)

:D

 Lololo

freckledawesome:

kristenisfornerd:

spalomino:

oldfilmsflicker:heyheylookatmypenis:

ok so this took me like 10 minutes to get, i was like “what’s so funny, other than they’re quoting sean connery on celeb jeopardy?” and then i was like LOL I GET IT

Rorschach’s mother is a whore in the book.

 Lololo.

That’s silly.

Is there really a book about him?

sade:

Found this is my pocket this morning. I have no recollection of this so-called Jewish beast. Do I call? Maybe he was a babe…no, no, I’m not that desperate. Or am I? Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion.

 PLEASE call!

lovebot:

letterboxlove: thresca: sometimes the things we most seek are the ones we didn’t have time to notice

thingsthatexciteme:

Freida Pinto

 Hi ;)

6od:

nedhepburn:

my roommates bulldog and i are clearly cut from the same cloth.

This picture is greatly improving the quality of my hangover.

 AHAHAHAH!

<3!

justalittlefaith:

silentsigh:thoseareturkeys | jrsy | georgehotopan

Beach Haven, NJ - 2008

thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• Everyone’s on Obama’s case for giving Queen Elizabeth an iPod, but all she gave him was a lousy framed photo of herself.

• Then again, Michelle Obama did feel her up, so call it even?

• Sweden becomes seventh country to legalize same-sex marriage. Only 300 to go.

• Funeral home being investigated for allegedly sawing off a man’s legs so he would fit into coffin.

• Cat burglar stops during home invasion to feed cat.

• Smartest woman in the world calls 911 after getting locked inside her car.

• Smartest pregnant woman in the world complains to newspaper after being kicked out of pub for drinking.

• Woman finds out the Internet isn’t full of people waiting around to help straighten out her messes.

• Here, have 11,000 free pizzas. Love, the Internet.

• Man picking his teeth with scissors laughs at joke, ends up becoming one.

• Cough releases nail stuck in man’s nose for 30 years.

• 7-year-old offers advice to adults on radio show.

• I, for one, welcome our new basic-arithmetic-performing-baby-chick overlords.

• Lunch List: The 10 Highest Paid Politicians In The World.

[photo via.]

sade:

Megan Fox in the April issue of DT magazine.

I really dislike her, but the girl’s got looks even I can’t deny.

 GOOD GOD I want to marry her…